I went elsewhere.
"I desperately needed a new car and went looking for a loan, but was turned down by four banks. Then a friend mentioned Elsewhere Bank, so I took a chance and stopped by the local branch. One week later I drove home in a new car."
Who are you?
“The employees at Elsewhere Bank on Main Street are some of the nicest people in town. They make going to the bank a pleasurable event! Good customer service is hard to find, but the exceptional staff at Elsewhere Bank get an A++ for all their hard work.”
Cynthia B.
“When I bought my first Lamborghini in 1996, I went to six different banks looking for an auto loan and was turned down by all of them. Then a friend mentioned Elsewhere Bank in Pleasantville. I was driving a brand new metallic yellow Diablo in less than 30 minutes!”
Greg H.
“It took us 16 years to find the perfect home – And only 30 minutes to apply for the home loan. We didn’t think it was possible, but we applied online at Elsewhere Bank, were approved for the full amount within 48 hours and moved in 3 weeks later. You guys rock!”
Rhonda S.
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Why are you here?
We’re not a real bank.
Elsewhere Bank is a fictitious financial institution and is not affiliated with any real bank, insurance agency, or investment company past or present. We do not take deposits, make loans or conduct any financial transactions whatsoever. Any resemblance to other banks, banking products, financial services or websites is purely coincidental and unintentional.
We can’t do real bank stuff.
Elsewhere Bank is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or insured by any governmental agency or organization. This includes, but is not limited to, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC), the Small Business Administration (SBA) or Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD).
Who are we?
Tons of experience
Hire Elsewhere Bank and you’ll get a team of experts with tons of experience. We’ve successfully helped hundreds of businesses with loans and accounts that improved cash …
We know business
As former business managers ourselves, we understand the budgetary and time constraints that companies face. We’ll help you define your cash management goals in …
Friendly and reliable
At Elsewhere Bank, we pride ourselves on the level of personal contact we provide our clients. You’ll always be able to talk directly to the people working on your account …